i also do a webcomic: http://fruitmachine.smackjeeves.com
From the Monster Boy/Girl Generator, “Nondescript dog girl who wears nerdy accessories and dislikes Relish.”
I’m gonna just say she saw her rival, I’m guessing this “Relish” person, and they can out-fabulous a glitter-drenched unicorn. Thus, sparkles.
I have a headache.